Tea, juice, cola, soy milk. Everything tastes better with a little booze on top. I'm Jerry. I just got back from the joint and found my wonderful estate in tatters. My woman doesn't love me anymore, my cousin is still a pain in the nation's healthy body, and the neighbours are driving me crazy with their insect-like racket. I will fix up this village as good as new and become the richest man within a 10-mile radius. Now, you ask me, "How can I do this?" By turning everything I touch into alcohol.