Walt
Ben
John Humperdink 'Dink' Stover
Paulie
Tim Drake (voice)
Narrator (voice)
Andy Civella
Judd Steiner
Jed Joy
Bob Grimes
Colin Craven
Self
Bob Jenkins (archive footage)
Tramp
Joseph
Billy Reilly
Edmund Tyrone
Self
Judge Harvey Hale
Tommy Green
Self - Contestant
Self
Gunnar Malstrom
Self - Nominee
Self - Host
Tom Hamilton
Dan
Charlie Blake
John Delaney
The Man
Ethan Crawford
Frank DiMeo
Jerry
David H. Kelsey / William Newmaster
Bob Jenkins
Johnny Perry
Dr. Rudy Devereux
Greg Denver
Vic Carlucci
Bruno
