Host / Doktor Ullmaier (voice) / Frau Schlammpeitzinger / Johannes Kepler / The 1% / Harnulf Rohrkrepierer
Host / Self
Protagonist (corporeal)
Ernst Bartholdi
Wolfgang van Tütstrudel
Fudliak 3
Kamerad Kurt Kienast
Dr. Jenkins / Dr. Jenkins / Self
Dr. Alexei Pupok-Nyet
Herbie Fuchsel
Self / host
Johannes Kepler
His Excellency Commissioner Nikita P. Chrusov
Cuneiform Tablet
Johannes Grenzfurthner
Literally Every Man
